Len's Fantastic Shit

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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artricahearts:

those nooks are crooks

artricahearts:

those nooks are crooks

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.
(via quirkygrl22)

Whoever designed my school’s website needs my foot DIRECTLY UP HIS ASS

FIRST I CAN’T LOG ONTO THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS

NOW I CAN’T LOG ONTO THE DAMN WEBSITE

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING OMFG.